is michelle obama real
i tried making one of those hidden message transparent ghosts but it ended up a little bit terrifying.
- me: *on my phone*
- grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
- me: *puts phone down*
- me: why did you ruin the economy?
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
In the United States, access to tampons and pads for low-income women is a real problem, too: food stamps don’t cover feminine hygiene products, so some women resort to selling their food stamps in order to pay for “luxuries” like tampons. Women in prison often don’t have access to sanitary products at all, and the high cost of a product that half the population needs multiple times a day, every month for approximately 30 years, is simply, well, bullshit.
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard anybody suggest that toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms shouldn’t be free. We’d consider it outrageous if that very basic necessity were to be missing, or provided only for purchase.
stick around for the surprise ending
While we’re on the subject of Halloween costumes…
if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget all of the homework thats due tomorrow
"can you give this to me in quarters?"